Meet the Staff ...(in order of awesomeness)
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Becky – If she was a dude, she'd be a meathead. Becky is a
great multitasker. She studies while she's bowhunting for elk.
"What else am I supposed to do in the treestand...just sit there?"
She lives by the saying "no drugs for me, just pass me the sugar
free," redbull that is...her favorite drink. She's the only girl Plies
has ever written a song for. That cool!
Dalton – Thank you Jack, I'll have another bartender. He has a
size 26 inseam and 30' waist, so ladies, if you wanna tip him in
board shorts and khakis, feel free to do so. If law school has
taught him anything, it is that using last night's bar tab as a
bookmark for his text book just looks bad to professors.
Ray-Ray) – The reason Captain's can't be sued for the Equal
Opportunity Employer policy. He still enjoys getting wasted and
waking around like a dinosaur (hence the name Raymasaurus),
and yes his golf game still sucks, though he has stopped
throwing his clubs. When he grows up, he wants to be a
firetruck....we know, we all try telling him.
Andrew aka “Crabtree” – Twin brother with the Twins great
Jason Kubel, and son of video game legend King Koopa. He
bought shares in Ciroq and Trojan Condoms. Sorry ladies, the
only ring this kid believes in is a prostitution ring. He is truly the
real Crab, not the imitation stuff.
Tynan – Will not drink gin until someone garnishes it with a lime
and pinecone. She's only cried during 2 movies ever; The
notebook and Rambo III. She spends her spare time with her
dog Marley and/or shotgunning Budweiser while mowing her
church's lawn.
Amanda-
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Christina- Claims she would rather live on Venus because it's
closer to the sun, and she could get better color. She's going to
nursing school and hopes to one day work as a paramedic on the
Fan boat amulance in the Bayou. We have to hide our green
peppers here at Captain's becuase she eats the whole ones like
they're apples.
Natalie- I'M NOT CHRISTINA. An avid pitch player, she also
applies her love of cards to life. She'll steal your heart, you'll give
her a diamond, she'll beat you with a club, and bury you with a
spade. Captain's very own black widow. She enjoys reading
Cosmo and Hot Rod magazines on her dock, and eating fruity
pebbles for every meal.
Blair – Avid fisherman; he sometimes garnishes his drinks with
fishing lures but be careful, some of them might be connected to
a fishing pole still. He's kind of a father figure to us all. He
answers the tough questions like "where do babies come from?"
and "what's in a rumplemintz?"
Pete- His dream was to be on Jeopardy. He did it, however he
ended up $5k in the red and had to pay them at the end. He now
loves Wheel of Fortune. He's an official Jagermeister stock
holder and loves watching midgets try to use a yo-yo.
Liz– Put on your dancin' shoes boys, your gonna need them,
slthough she's probably way too Bootylicious for you to even have
a chance. She doesn't eat corn on the cob because 98% of all
divorced people eat it at some time during their marriage. Her
favorite animals are dogs, horses and aardvarks.
Heidi – Anyone have extra ear plugs? She doesn't have an inside
voice, which goes without saying you don't heave to use yours
either. Her for for you is based on how loud she yells your name.
Just be sure to not lock her in a room full of Bud Light, vodka, and
tomato juice, other wise we may not see her for a couple of days,
maybe even weeks.
Brooke- Easily mistaken for Donna Summers (the younger
years). In her spare time she sneaks into schools and solves
really hard quantum physics math problems on chalk boards.
She also enjoys boating, drinking Mexican water, and salads, and
if the mood strikes her, swearing politely in fancy restaurants.
Chelsie- Probably a bigger smart-ass then you are, so forget the
clever one-liners fellas, cuz she'll fire it right back at you. She
believes in Unicorns and that Tupac, Michael Jackson, and Elvis
are hiding out on a deserted island somewhere getting drunk
shooting off pistols and making music. She uses her pottery
wheel to make clay pigeons for duck hunting practice.
great multitasker. She studies while she's bowhunting for elk.
"What else am I supposed to do in the treestand...just sit there?"
She lives by the saying "no drugs for me, just pass me the sugar
free," redbull that is...her favorite drink. She's the only girl Plies
has ever written a song for. That cool!
Dalton – Thank you Jack, I'll have another bartender. He has a
size 26 inseam and 30' waist, so ladies, if you wanna tip him in
board shorts and khakis, feel free to do so. If law school has
taught him anything, it is that using last night's bar tab as a
bookmark for his text book just looks bad to professors.
Ray-Ray) – The reason Captain's can't be sued for the Equal
Opportunity Employer policy. He still enjoys getting wasted and
waking around like a dinosaur (hence the name Raymasaurus),
and yes his golf game still sucks, though he has stopped
throwing his clubs. When he grows up, he wants to be a
firetruck....we know, we all try telling him.
Andrew aka “Crabtree” – Twin brother with the Twins great
Jason Kubel, and son of video game legend King Koopa. He
bought shares in Ciroq and Trojan Condoms. Sorry ladies, the
only ring this kid believes in is a prostitution ring. He is truly the
real Crab, not the imitation stuff.
Tynan – Will not drink gin until someone garnishes it with a lime
and pinecone. She's only cried during 2 movies ever; The
notebook and Rambo III. She spends her spare time with her
dog Marley and/or shotgunning Budweiser while mowing her
church's lawn.
Amanda-
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Unz Unz Unz Unz
Unz Unz Unz Unz
Christina- Claims she would rather live on Venus because it's
closer to the sun, and she could get better color. She's going to
nursing school and hopes to one day work as a paramedic on the
Fan boat amulance in the Bayou. We have to hide our green
peppers here at Captain's becuase she eats the whole ones like
they're apples.
Natalie- I'M NOT CHRISTINA. An avid pitch player, she also
applies her love of cards to life. She'll steal your heart, you'll give
her a diamond, she'll beat you with a club, and bury you with a
spade. Captain's very own black widow. She enjoys reading
Cosmo and Hot Rod magazines on her dock, and eating fruity
pebbles for every meal.
Blair – Avid fisherman; he sometimes garnishes his drinks with
fishing lures but be careful, some of them might be connected to
a fishing pole still. He's kind of a father figure to us all. He
answers the tough questions like "where do babies come from?"
and "what's in a rumplemintz?"
Pete- His dream was to be on Jeopardy. He did it, however he
ended up $5k in the red and had to pay them at the end. He now
loves Wheel of Fortune. He's an official Jagermeister stock
holder and loves watching midgets try to use a yo-yo.
Liz– Put on your dancin' shoes boys, your gonna need them,
slthough she's probably way too Bootylicious for you to even have
a chance. She doesn't eat corn on the cob because 98% of all
divorced people eat it at some time during their marriage. Her
favorite animals are dogs, horses and aardvarks.
Heidi – Anyone have extra ear plugs? She doesn't have an inside
voice, which goes without saying you don't heave to use yours
either. Her for for you is based on how loud she yells your name.
Just be sure to not lock her in a room full of Bud Light, vodka, and
tomato juice, other wise we may not see her for a couple of days,
maybe even weeks.
Brooke- Easily mistaken for Donna Summers (the younger
years). In her spare time she sneaks into schools and solves
really hard quantum physics math problems on chalk boards.
She also enjoys boating, drinking Mexican water, and salads, and
if the mood strikes her, swearing politely in fancy restaurants.
Chelsie- Probably a bigger smart-ass then you are, so forget the
clever one-liners fellas, cuz she'll fire it right back at you. She
believes in Unicorns and that Tupac, Michael Jackson, and Elvis
are hiding out on a deserted island somewhere getting drunk
shooting off pistols and making music. She uses her pottery
wheel to make clay pigeons for duck hunting practice.
